An official announcement
The Four Corners Nacho Summit Committee is pleased to announce that the 53rd Annual Summit will convene at ZU Gallery on National Nachos Day.
For more than five decades, delegates from across the region have gathered to address the most pressing issues of our time, including cheese ratios, the bean question, and the placement of guacamole.
No consensus has been reached. Talks will continue.
The Four Corners Nacho Summit Committee
The program
- Build-your-own nacho barDelegates assemble their own. Toppings will be noted for the record.
- Live music from Little BrotherDancing encouraged. Nachos optional while dancing.
- The Dad Joke WallOpen submissions. Bring your worst material.
- The official guac voteOn top or on the side. Ballots are cast by chip. Results are binding.
Dress for the Summit
Diplomat
Blazer, tie, flag pin, sash. The credential completes the look.
Mountaineer
Beanie, puffy vest, hiking boots. Summits are summits.
One cheesy thing
Fake mustache, novelty tie, fanny pack, giant sunglasses. Your call.
Official credentials
Registered delegates receive an official credential bearing their name and delegate title. Each delegate must register separately. Unregistered delegates will be admitted, but will not look nearly as important.
Official delegations
Each ministry is headed by a friend of the Summit who funds its portfolio. The Committee does the shopping. Heads of delegation receive a reserved seat at the front table and a Head of Delegation credential, and are prepared to defend their positions. One appointment per ministry, assigned in order of purchase.
Chip in for Four Corners Food Not Bombs
The Committee recognizes that this year’s Summit coincides with the ZU-Keeper’s birthday. No gifts, please. Instead, delegates are asked to bring something for Four Corners Food Not Bombs. Look for the bin by the door.
Most needed
- Pull-tab cans
- Fruit cups
- Cracker packs
- Tuna or chicken and cracker kits
- Warm clothes
- Camping gear
Cash donations go to the organizers for hygiene products, hot meals, and whatever else is needed.