FLOOR SESSIONS: Never Mind the Bollocks

Lie down. Listen up.

When was the last time you actually listened to music?

Not as background. Not on shuffle. Not while doing something else. Just listened. Start to finish. Eyes closed. Nowhere to be.

That’s exactly what this is. You come in, you find a spot on the floor, and you lie down. Not metaphorically. Actually lie down. On the floor. In public. With strangers. And then the lights go down and the music starts and something kind of remarkable happens when a room full of people all stop moving at the same time.

This time it’s Never Mind the Bollocks Here’s the Sex Pistols. Thirty-eight minutes of pure, gleeful aggression. This is not a relaxation exercise and it never pretended to be one. This record is going to come at you fast and loud and it is not sorry about it.

That’s the point. One thing. All the way through. Together.

We’re going vinyl. Thanks to Dante Downey for the record and Keith and Karen Steele for the turntable.

We’re open at 4:00. Lights down at 6:30. Free. Bring a blanket, pillow, or yoga mat. Our floor is clean so you can just show up and lie down.

You Belong in the ZU.