PULL MY FINGER — A Dad Joke Showdown

Cortez’s first ever dad joke bracket tournament and we’re not sorry about it. You do NOT have to be a dad. You just have to love a good dad joke and have absolutely no shame. Cue cards welcome.

A dad joke is short, clean, and absolutely guaranteed to make someone groan. The cornier the better.

We are accepting entries through the end of May. Send us a message with any dad joke to claim your spot in the showdown.

All competitors receive a drink token good for wine, craft beer, or a mocktail. The champion takes home $50 cash and a very special, very dad mystery prize. You’ll just have to win to find out.

The audience votes with the most important metric in comedy: the groan. Loud, heartfelt, involuntary groaning wins the round. We keep going until one champion is left standing.

Hosted by L.P. McKay.

Free to attend. Free to compete. Priceless to witness.

This whole thing was Greg Bitsie’s idea. We’re blaming him.