PULL MY FINGER — A Dad Joke Showdown

Cortez’s first ever dad joke bracket tournament. You do NOT have to be a dad. You just have to love a good dad joke and have absolutely no shame. Cue cards welcome.

Spots are limited. Send us a message with any dad joke to claim yours. Deadline is June 1, 2026.

All competitors receive a drink token. The champion takes home $50 cash and a very special, very dad mystery prize.

The audience votes with the most important metric in comedy: the groan. We keep going until one champion is left standing.

Hosted by L.P. McKay.

Free to attend. Free to compete. Priceless to witness.

This whole thing was Greg Bitsie’s idea. We’re blaming him.